The thud of rotor blades distracted our writing last night, at 11:05pm to be precise, and when the Ghetto Bird persisted in hovering over Legman HQ, searchlight raking our window every lap of the block, we hit up our LAPD Scanner to find out what was going down. After ten minutes of monitoring we heard the following:

PO: Robbery in area of Gramercy and Franklin. Suspect three male blacks.  Victim reports items taken: Wallet with a PENGUIN on it.

 The police chopper made another pass, found nothing and broadcast they were returning for refuel. Now anyone can get jacked up around here, but in general given the choice of targets, predators eschew the strong and alert  for the stick thin vegan hipster who can’t bench press his shirt any day, so in that light we’re blaming the victim here. When word gets out that highly desireable PENGUIN wallets are easily available from these hipsters? We’ll have all of South Central up in this bitch.