Legman Charged With Foolish Philistinism
We’ve been called many things but this rant from a Craigslist Wizard takes the cake. As we scramble for rent money, an ad for a “great writer” offering “excellent pay” baited us, but ever skeptical of anonymous nuts behind curtains we didn’t fire off a resume rather questioned the poster’s intent, earning this doozy of a response: “Your email gave us the idea that you are either a fake or arrogant. Show us that you are neither.” More kooky sentence structure, all-caps advice and your chance to reach out for some after the jump.
Our ad specifically asked for resume. The reason for the resume is to introduce candidates to employers.Your need for a job motivated you to respond to our ad. If your modus operandi is senseless arrogance, you are discounting your own chances of getting well paying and satisfying jobs.
If you are smart and qualified, send us your resume; show us that you are a writer of great caliber.
I liked your writing style and thus I asked for your resume. Your response was foolish Philistinism
Be a smart man, don’t be a loser.
Had you sent us your resume and phone number, we would have responded with more details.
NO HARD FEELINGS - JUST CONVERSING. NO DISRESPECT, JUST TELLING THE TRUTH WE ASSURE YOU HAVE AS MUCH CHANCE AS OTHERS, PERHAPS EVEN MORE. WE LIKE TO BE ABOVE BIAS.
ANGER SIRES NO SOLUTIONS GOOD LUCK
If you want the job or some free advice here’s the go-to man:
From: Ajax Wolf <aijasha@att.net>
Subject: Re: Political Economic Writer
The Watcher asks:What if Craigslist ads weren’t posted by the delusional predatory?
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