Before heading to the Downtown Art Walk -the only street spectacle that I’ve found entertaining these past four years stuck in LA- I am preparing my case for Legman vs. City of Los Angeles which goes to trial tomorrow morning. Charged with jaywalking-the lying cops basically mugged me-I’ve already made two court appearances for this stone cold shakedown. Certainly this smiling, adulterous reporter banging, bar exam failing mayor could narrow that budget shortfall by taking a page from Evil Rudy’s playbook of revenue generating schemes, such as aggressive sanitation and building code enforcement.