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leg⋅man/ˈlɛgˌmæn, -mən/–noun, 1. Journalism. a reporter who gathers information by visiting news sources or by being present at news events. Origin:1920–25. Americanism 2. legman LA- A New Yorker displaced by the hellish nightmare Rudy wrought offers street reportage from the planet's creative capital. I still don't get it, but I'm trying

Valley Tween Rampage

When the order came down on Facebook, seventh graders of A.E. Wright Middle School fell into lock step, jolly stomping their red haired classmate and starting unfortunate Kevin Goldfinger’s day with a fractured arm and a kick in the balls.

Now the 12 year old’s Facebook page is full of consolation notes. This detestable crime occured not in the mean streets of Hollywood but rather in the pristine and affluent Valley town of Calabasas, home to Howie “Do It” Mandel, which sports a fifty million dollar Roger Stern designed town hall, and where its spoiled, iPhone rocking Tweens have been early-adopters of Kick a Ginger day. But the Legman found out this social media
driven, South Park inspired mayhem has been ongoing and the suburban parents and teachers knew of it.
“We first had throw an apple at a Jew day”” a student at the school said. “That wasn’t bad cause nobody got hurt.
But Dead Arm a Persian day”is coming up.

“Do something to a Persian- I forgot what- but its on Facebook.”

— 3 months ago