Our barfly correspondent Adena Connolly has been readmitted to the shittiest bar in Los Angeles. “King Eddy’s wants me back! Renewing my food stamps at Social Security by MacArthur Park, I ran into a friend who got the message my debt has been cleared” Adena tells us, elated that this Christmas is shaping up to be better than last (her worst ever). “I can get drunk with homeless crack-heads this Christmas! At King Eddy’s, I’ll be spreading the cheer with my scantily clad ass scoring drinks off lonely men.  Then it’s home to my warm apartment, a lot of weed and sex on call.”  Now that’s a plan if we ever heard one. Merry merry and to all a good night.