Facing economic collapse, environmental catastrophe and a grim future, Americans, we’ve increasingly noticed, are taking refuge in the absurd. The other day while out and about in Hollywood we found this earnest but slightly rattled pet owner wandering the Hollywood Farmers Market offering a reward for his lost sabertooth tiger he claims is now loose in Beachwood Canyon. We were skeptical, but after watching the guy nail a full court free throw, we’re thinking you just might want to be careful around Beachwood Canyon.